Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Funnies ~ Emmitt the Smart Senior Pug

Happy Friday everyone!

Emmitt here!
I have a nifty trick to share with you that gets me not only a wonderful massage every Monday with my friend Ingrid, but lots of delicious treats too!
It is called.... being a pain in the neck!
Well, their necks not mine. Heeee! See... from the moment Ingrid rings the bell, I am singing and dancing and won't sit still until they give me a pile of treats to keep me busy.
My mom and Ingrid laugh at me that at 13 1/2 years old, I refuse to stop talking and sit still for my massage unless they bribe me with lamb bones and rawhide ears.


Look at all the yummy treats they bribe me with while I get a massage!
Aren't I a smart puggy?

Ingrid says she has never met a doggie like me. All of her patients greet her at the door and then run to their dog beds with their tails wagging waiting for their massages.

They need to talk to me. I can get them that and gourmet treats too. :)





The best part of it being Friday is that Monday is only two days away!
Who says being a senior means you have to slow down? :)
What fun things do you have planned for the weekend? Please leave me a note and let me know. I would love to hear all about it!
xoxoxoxo
Emmitt ~ Over and Out

24 comments:

ocmist said...

You're a very smart puggy, Emmitt! Wow... how do you rate? This sounds like you get a regular massage every week? What a WONDERFUL life!

Dott is happy because Grammy told her that "Job" the one that snatched her Dad, is supposed to let him come home this evening, so she is most happily looking forward to THAT!

Grammy has also told us that it is supposed to snow close enough to us to be able to drive up to the mountains and see it, so us Pups are looking forward to that as we've never seen snow before. (Uncle BG and Mama Dott were terribly impressed when they saw it... said it was cold and wet!) And THAT is a problem? We LOVE playing out in the rain! The CC Pups

Sketching with Dogs said...

Wow, treats AND a massage, you have really got it made Emmitt. You will have to teach us the secret of wrapping the humans around your paws!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

The WriggleButts said...

You're pretty clever Emmitt! I used that trick when I was a puppy, but then mom went on strike. horrible lady.

Bajas

Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

Emmitt, you are such a smart pug! I bet those massages are even better while you are munching on those treats :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Adrienne said...

I had no idea our dear Emmitt was a senior doggie! He's such a puppy at heart. & what a lucky guy, treats and massages? We should all start our weeks off like that. :)

Hank said...

Hi, Emmitt!

When I first saw the title of this post I thought "So? Doesn't everyone already know this??" :)

Lucky you! Treats AND a weekly massage! Your mommy sure loves you!

I have a dentist appointment today so I'll probably be resting this weekend. But I'll be back to singing and dancing in no time!

Lick ya later!

Molly

Unknown said...

Emmitt!!! you are cute and smart!!! and lucky to get a massage..I need one!!!

Have a wonderful weekend!!

Hugs
Diana

Tara's Art Camp said...

so sweet, can i have a massage too? I will pass on the lamb bones though!

Nancy at the Farm said...

We bow to your greatness Emmitt - you reign above all puggies in your quest for treats! You so rock!

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Laura said...

Emmitt - you've got them all wrapped around your paw - way to go!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh my!

Nom!
Nom!!
NOM NOM!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Paula said...

Oh Emmitt, you are such a smart puggy and know how to work it right to get it all.....lol. We bet that massage feels good!

It cold and snowing again here in PA. Wind blowing up too. Going to stay in and keep warm cuddling it up. My puggies sure appreciate the sweaters your Mom made for them.

Anonymous said...

Haha I think Indy and Gus have been talking to you Emmitt! I can't leave the house with out handing out cookies :)

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

You are so cute running around Emmitt! We can't believe you are 13 and half...you don't look a day over 7!

This weekend we are taking our flat puglet out sight seeing!

Kelly said...

Oh Emmy Cakes!

You are SOOO smart! I have so much to learn from you!!!!!!!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Emmitt
I think you and I have something in common. I will not allow anyone into our house without entertaining them with my singing- unless I am bribed.
I never get the massages though, that you do!
Yes, you know how to work it alright- and you have so much energy.
This weekend- i will take naps- cause today we took a long car ride to see my Aunt Linda. It was hours and hours in the car, so not time to take naps.
love
tweedles

Stubby said...

Hi Emmitt! That's so cool that you get massages every Monday. I'm an old guy too but Mom never thought to have someone come to the house to work out all my kinks.
You are so smart Emmitt. Us old guys have to stick together!

Mom and Dad are talking about doing some heavy duty early spring cleaning this weekend but I have other plans. While they are cleaning I will be napping.

Stubby xoxo

Smushie Ranch said...

Oh my Pug!! Emmitt, we had no idea you were 13 1/2. And how wonderful that your mom keeps you young with massages.

We love you!

Shannon and the Gang

Lisa M Griffin said...

CUTE!!! What a lucky puggie!

BRUTUS said...

Wow, Emmitt!! I had no idea you were such an accomplished senior citizen!! Hope I can get that old, I want messages too!! Thanks for all your comments on my bloggie, mom finally got me over here to follow yours!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Mare said...

Emmitt, have you been sharing your techniques with Pollyanna?! I cannot get her to stay still for her medicine unless i give her a cookie! Hmmmm...

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Melissa and Emmitt!

Emmitt looks so happy here getting
his massage and snacking on a treat!

Hope you are having a great weekend!

-Dana & Penny

Frances Louise said...

Age does not slow you down one bit, Emmitt!

artpaw said...

I was thinking about your Ingrid the other night. Our Tommy is starting to slow down a bit at 9. We give him massage all the time, but was wondering what a difference it must be to have a pro working on your pup. Emmitt is a very lucky pup!