Friday, December 11, 2009

Freezing Friday by Emmitt


Hi Everyone!

Emmitt here!

Oh my goodness! Someone turned my backyard into an icebox!

It has been in the low teens as high temperatures in Boulder, CO this whole week.

My parents think that I am supposed to go outside to send pee mail to my friends in that weather!

I'll tell ya what... Nooooo Way! Thank you very much!


Even with this toasty warm sweater my Auntie Melanie got me last year for Christmas, I am not going out there!
Guess what I did instead? I peed on the floor right in front of my doggy door 3x this week.
I think I was being a good puggy. Here is my case...
  1. I went right by the doggy door so I did go to the right place to well... you know.
  2. I peed on the tile floor and not the carpet for easy clean up.
  3. I looked sorry when we entered the room and my mom found the puddles.

I think I deserve a treat for good puggy behavior. What do you think?

Please leave a comment and convince my parents to reward me with lots of extra treats.

I'll let you know how it goes. So far, they have been extremely understanding. I guess they do not want to go outside to send friends mail either. :) Hahahahaha

Have a wonderful weekend!

xoxoxox

Emmitt

24 comments:

Paula said...

Emmitt:

Good buddy, Bandit here. Paisley, Smokey , and I are right there with you. 15 degrees this a.m. here in PA. When it gets this cold out, even with our new coats and hats, Mom doesn't make us go outside to do our pee mail. We got pee pads by the door to use.

We think you did such a good job leaving your pee mail by the door for the postman to reach in and pick up. Many many good treats to you.

Bandit, Paisly, & Smokey

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Emmitt, it seems like a lot of our smaller furiends have the same problem, too cold out there when you are so close to the ground. TD loves the cold, but Phantom goes out long enough to water the shrubs and do his business, then he is right back inside to claim his sunspot.

Happy Friday, the OP Pack

The Devil Dog said...

Hey Emmitt, I think you did everything correctly and should get lots of treats. Tell your mom and dad to go stick their naked but or privates out to the wind to pee and see what they decide to do. You and I both know the answer.

Your friend and supporter

Roxy

Nevis said...

I'm in full agreement with you, Emmitt...! Besides, you look so cute in youradorable sweater...how could I refuse you any treats??!

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Great restraint Emmitt! You were quite polite. You deserve like 9238473 treats!

pee-s we love your Emmitt sweater!

Kelly said...

Oh Emmy! I am so proud of you!

You did everything you could to make it easy on your parents to clean up, while still making a statement!

TREATS FOR EMMITT!!!!!

woohoo!

Pearly

Winston Wilbur said...

Bring on the treats, cart loads of them. Comes on now....... image everytimes you had to go to the bathroom, yous had to walk across the frozen lawn in barefeet. You hoomans would find an alternative too! Way to go Emmitt! Pug Power!

Winston

dw said...

Emmitt, buddy, how can anyone be expected to go outside when temps barely reach your age????? That's pug torture! So I think you did very well - your alternative was great. Emmitt's mom, give him a treat for being a good boy and freezing his little tush off and scaring you. :)

Btw, I loves your sweater, Emmitt!!

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

I agrees with you Emmitt! I thinks it is too old here and its low 40s. I would pee there too it seems like the best spot, right?

Leann said...

I understand you Emmitt, I wouldn't go outside either. But why does Rhythm the cat pee in front of her litter box? Her litter box is inside. I think she's afraid Harmony the other cat will ambush her if she goes in the box, so we just clean it up. Rhythm does more than just think outside the box!

Linda O'Neill said...

That's ok, Emmitt...it was just too cold out there for a puggie to pee pee. Maisie should learn from you...she likes to throw up on the carpeting instead of the tile!

Hank said...

Emmitt, I think your folks need to cut you some slack. You DID make it easy to clean up!

Besides which, you don't want to risk dribbling pee pee on your nice sweater!

Hugs -

Sarah

Puglette said...

emmitt, you were very thoughtful about the location of your business. i agree that you should get a billion treats. and you are so very handsome in your sweater.
happy friday!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

Molly the Airedale said...

We think you were being extremely considerate considering the outside temps, Emmitt! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dana Orsborn said...

Love the sweater Emmitt!
You meant well! I don't think
I would go outside either if it
was that cold! Penny and I hope
you have a great weekend!

-Dana & Penny

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Sorry 'bout that pal!

I would be HAPPY to be in beaWOOOOOtiful KholWOOrado!

Maybe woo need some Siberian floof!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Emmitt
I agree with you a hundred percent.
In fact you need a million treats for being so thoughtful and making it easy to clean up.
Who wants an ice cycle hanging from them?
I don't want to go out in this cold either- i tried to tell mom i did not need to go- but she did not believe me.
YOU ROCK- and i love your sweater
love
tweedles

Salinger The Pug said...

OMG...LOVE the sweater!!!!

You totally did the right thing peeing INDOORS where it's SAFE and warm! You can't risk freezing your dingus to the tiki torch outside when you hike your leg! Just imagine the kid from "A Christmas Story" with a much more unfortunate and sensitive ending! Yikes.

Keep it inside buddy!

Love,
S-Dog

Sketching with Dogs said...

You have made a good case for the defence Emmitt.

1. It is freezing outside
2. You peed on the floor, not carpet
3. You are very cute indeed

Case dismissed!

Stacy Walker said...

You look snuggy in your sweater Emmitt!

Fannie said...

Funny post. Thanks for sharing. Happy Holidays Melissa and Emmitt! You're the BEST!

Mare said...

What a cionsiderate boy you are Emmitt. You know Pollyanna has not wanted to go out there either this past week due to the cold. Zinnie, Geeps and Rubie jump out into the snow but Polly stays behind and gives me those big sad beautiful eyes....I help her out the door but wait there and as soon as she and her siblings have all done their "peemail" they scoot back inside right away. This real cold weather is NO fun, is it?

GAIL said...

Emmitt, I think you are the best pug ever. You did the next very best thing. I do not blame you for wanting to go out in the freezing cold. PS You look so handsome in that sweater!

marianne said...

Glad to see Emmitt is prepared for the worst........
What a lovely sweater again
I am amazed of how productive you are all the time!