Happy Friday everyone!
Emmitt here with a funny story. :)
Would you believe that at dinner the other night, my pawrents made me into a PUGsicle?
Well... They actually did not mean to do it.
Here is what happened...
Scene 1: I enter the kitchen where my mom is making dinner. I start singing and dancing for my nightly serving of a handful of frozen green beans right out of the bag.
Yummy!
Scene 2: Nom Nom Nom
Scene 3: Mom runs upstairs for a moment while dad comes dowstairs to help with dinner.
Scene 4: I sing and dance again so dad gives me an even bigger handful of frozen green beans that he did not know I already had!
Scene 5: Nom Nom Nom * chuckle chuckle, wink wink*
Scene 6: oooooO! Brain freeze and tummy freeze! Oooooo!
I do not feel so good!
What's that? Mom and dad are worried about me. I think they think I am having some sort of *episode*. Ohhhh how do I tell them it is an over dose on frozen green beans?
See.... um.... I do not chew... I swallow everything pretty much whole and a whole bunch of these...
turned into this...
in my tummy.
So I shook for 45 minutes while my parents tried to figure out what was going on with me.
Not until much later that evening did they figure out I had played the "starving pug needs green beans card" on both of them.
Uh oh! I was exposed!
Who woulda thunk it that green beans could be so sinister?
Moral of the story...
Pawrents' point of view: Always consult each other on what Emmitt has just said while the other one is out of the room. :)
Emmitt's point of view: Ask pawrents to please warm my green beans! Sheesh!
Heee! Do you have any funny stories you would like to share? Please tell me and do not spare any details. I need some new ideas on how to keep my pawrents on their toes. :)
Heee! Do you have any funny stories you would like to share? Please tell me and do not spare any details. I need some new ideas on how to keep my pawrents on their toes. :)
Have a super duper weekend everyone!
xoxoxo
Emmitt
Over and *thawed* out!