What? Do they want me to look like this poor fellow?
I bet he did not get a raspberry cheesycake for his birthday!
My momma says they do not think I am fat, they just think I have grown up from teeny weeny to regular pug size.
She says I am just right and perfect just the way I am!
I like how that sounds better than what Marvin said for sure... especially if that means I can still have my raspberry cheesycake on my birthday every year!